Mumbling he went telling all kangaroos
“No one has ever kicked the queen before except meeeeee!” he laughed wickedly.
One punch! Said the queen. And he got one-punched
Powerfull enough to make the castle explode
Queen sad “REBUILD THE CASTLE!”.
Rekt the queen was, nobody cared
Saying “Off with his head!” everyday, and that’s why nobody cared.
Tracking the queen down was what everyone did. They…
untied their shoes, and…
volcano rocks hit their heads
When they took off their shoes…
Xylophone music started
Yaks kicked the queen into an endless pit.
Zebras and people were hceering for her death
Buzz buzz was the only noise heard after
camels trampled over her dead corpse
Dead!! That’s what she is now!
Even though she is still falling in the endless pit!
Fact: She starved to death.