I can’t find America. Help me! where do I live??? America or Canada! HELP ME FIND WHERE CONTREY I LIVE IN!
Um what about Arctic? It’s a tick for Noah’s ark.
Friend: Hey guess what I just found out that I have a baby in me!
Me: YOU ATE ZHA BABIES??!
Friend: Face palms No innocent child I’m preggers. It be growing inside meh stomachs.
Me: YOU HAVE ALIENS INSIDE YOO??!!
Friend: Yous know what boobye Flies out a window to deliver Alien baby
TOS this day I still thinks he had a alien is his belly…
every time I look in the mirror, I see the back of my hair.
Brushing your teeth makes you teeth darker.
Brushing you’re teeth makes you mad.
SMASH EVERYTHING AROUND YOU WITH A HAMMER!!!
I think disney originated in China.
I think everything originated in China. If you turn over a product there is a 99.99% chance it’ll say “made in China.”
I ate an chicken two
Winduws 1.0 is deh best opearateng sistam.
Is Bill Gates and Bill Nye related??!!!?!?!
Duh they have the same first name
‘Potatos’ are a deadly drink.
So… Does that mean my uncle Bill is related to Bill Gates <🤯>
You know your a redneck when you start parking on sidewalks and houses with a monster truck
You know your a red neck when people think you got major sun burns all over you… But in reality you just have a really red neck
feed meh chicken. DO NOT cook it for me!! I liek mah chicken raw
YoUlL gEt ThE SouNdVaNiLla