Be an idiot! (Game)


#128

I can’t find America. Help me! where do I live??? America or Canada! HELP ME FIND WHERE CONTREY I LIVE IN!


#129

Um what about Arctic? It’s a tick for Noah’s ark.


#130

Friend: Hey guess what I just found out that I have a baby in me!
Me: YOU ATE ZHA BABIES??!
Friend: Face palms No innocent child I’m preggers. It be growing inside meh stomachs.
Me: YOU HAVE ALIENS INSIDE YOO??!!
Friend: Yous know what boobye Flies out a window to deliver Alien baby
TOS this day I still thinks he had a alien is his belly…


#131

every time I look in the mirror, I see the back of my hair.


#132

Brushing your teeth makes you teeth darker.


#133

Brushing you’re teeth makes you mad. SMASH EVERYTHING AROUND YOU WITH A HAMMER!!!


#135

I think disney originated in China.


#136

I think everything originated in China. If you turn over a product there is a 99.99% chance it’ll say “made in China.”


#137

I ate an chicken two


#138

Winduws 1.0 is deh best opearateng sistam.


#139

Is Bill Gates and Bill Nye related??!!!?!?!


#140

Duh they have the same first name :man_facepalming: :roll_eyes:


#141

‘Potatos’ are a deadly drink.


#142

So… Does that mean my uncle Bill is related to Bill Gates <🤯>


#143

Uh… DUH


#144

Bruh!


#145

You know your a redneck when you start parking on sidewalks and houses with a monster truck :stuck_out_tongue:


#146

You know your a red neck when people think you got major sun burns all over you… But in reality you just have a really red neck
_😐_/


#147

feed meh chicken. DO NOT cook it for me!! I liek mah chicken raw


#148

YoUlL gEt ThE SouNdVaNiLla