This is not a serious post.
We have all thought that blockheads won’t be getting a 1.8 update, but we were all wrong!
Named “The corn update”, this is the biggest update yet!
What are you waiting for? Go ahead and update!
The Golden Corn is made from 1 corn, and 5 gold ingots.
When eaten, this gives you a higher speed than coffee!
The ruby corn is made from 1 corn, and 1 ruby. When eaten, it heals ALL of your health!
The diamond corn is made from 1 corn, and 1 diamond. When eaten, it makes your blockhead VERY HAPPY, and fills all of their needs!
Corn on the orb / Corb
New CORN Tree!
There are much more features than the ones showcased here, so go ahead and update, and explore the update for yourself!