Blockheads 1.8: The corn update [SATIRE]

This is not a serious post.

We have all thought that blockheads won’t be getting a 1.8 update, but we were all wrong!

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Named “The corn update”, this is the biggest update yet!

What are you waiting for? Go ahead and update!

New Items

Golden Corn

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The Golden Corn is made from 1 corn, and 5 gold ingots.
When eaten, this gives you a higher speed than coffee!

Ruby Corn

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The ruby corn is made from 1 corn, and 1 ruby. When eaten, it heals ALL of your health!

Diamond Corn

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The diamond corn is made from 1 corn, and 1 diamond. When eaten, it makes your blockhead VERY HAPPY, and fills all of their needs!

Corn on the orb / Corb

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New CORN Tree!

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Corn tree!

And more!

There are much more features than the ones showcased here, so go ahead and update, and explore the update for yourself!

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What’s with that little circle at the top?

125M

125 mega? 125 Megaman’s?

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Is this actual a thing

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This is so corny bro

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So true

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Yes, definitely.
/s

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lol no

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This is revolutionary! Corn currency!

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125 MegaCorns

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My favorite thing about this is Corn on the Orb :rofl:

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wAiT, i CaNt FiNd ThE uPdAtE

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WOW THIS IS SO TRUE!

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@Jensonw87 was joking.

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I don’t know about this… this post seems rather CORNY to me… :corn::corn::corn:

Real Corn should actually look like that!
:rofl:

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Yes, we need orb, not cob.

The ruby corn would be very useful in pvp servers.

You could have fun breeding for colour combinations :slight_smile:

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lmao this is brilliant i love it

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