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Blockhead caught drinking and driving
Train driver “MIKE” was caught drinking coffee while riding a steam locomotive. Drinking and driving is against the law. MIKE sped up, and his train got derailed. Luckily, MIKE jumped out of the train and caught it just in time before it cause extra damage. MIKE says, “The railroad was defective…there was a steep drop…” The jury is now in progress. Additional charges will be held against MIKE for littering his clay cup on the railroad.