OMG, Titan. That may be my favorite post ever on forums.
That deserves a 5 griever rating.
Judge Thu sits back in her wooden chair, carved with the blocky, screaming heads of those doomed by her unsympathetic verdicts. She gazes out of her cathedral window at the thousands of scorpions below… hissing and pacing under the light of the full moon… waiting for the next criminal to enter the courthouse.
Yes indeed. Today was a good day.