Granted but it’s all dried up
I wish this wish wasn’t granted.
Granted, but it is a paradox.
I wish that I was Brer-Frog.
Granted, But the rabbit fans missed you and milla banned you for hacking into usernames.
I wish that I could have forums admin.
Granted but everyone leaves cause they miss Milla
I wish I had a pink blockheads username.
Granted, but now everything you type ıs ndsıpǝ poʍu ɐup no body can read it.
I wish it could be Christmas every day
Granted but santa also breaks into your house, steals food and drinks and leaves boxes with unknown things that could possibly be illegal in them.
I wish I could divide by 0
Granted, but everything turns into Ｑ∪丹尺ＫＳ れ Ｓ匕∪下下
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ɪ ᴡɪsʜ ɪ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ᴊᴇᴛᴘᴀᴄᴋ
Your wish is granted, but the government stops you and takes it away for not having a fly license or fuel.
I wish I had a real dodo
Granted but it became extinct
I wish diamonds were RAINBOW
Granted that u can’t never have it
I wish i can fly
Granted, but you fly to the Sun, like Icarus.
I wish I was a Stone.
Granted, but you get smashed by my hammer becuase your a geode.
I wish i had anything i wanted with no restrictions.
Granted, but it all breaks within one day.
I wish to get some new ideas for my books Meow: The Story of a Cat and Once In This Life
Granted, but the story gets no replies
I wish for 🆀🆄🅰🆁🅺🆂 🅽 🆂🆃🆄🅵🅵
Granted but its stuff and quarks instead
I wish for bread
Granted, the bread is stale.
I wish I can make everything gold everytime I touch something.
Food also turns gold and you die. #Midas
I wish for a palace of kryptonite
Granted but your related to superman and die
I wish for a wish that could wish that i could wish for popcorn
Granted, but your popcorn is so small.
I wish for being a prism.