Corrupt a wish [game]


#2528

Granted but everyone just wears fruit. Please get this reference ;-; it’s the second biggest reference I’ve ever seen. That was another reference…

I wish someone will get that reference.


#2529

Granted, but the Magical 8-Ball gets that.

I wish phone manufacturers revive their old phones (like how Nokia did with the 3310 and the 8110 [the latter is called a Banana Phone and runs on the Kai OS platform] and the 105[revived TWICE, once by Microsoft, and once by HMD Global (opposite of the Nokia company)]/130).


#2530

Granted. I’m not a dictionary.
I wish unicorns ate each other.


#2531

Granted, but the eating Unicorn is now killed by humans for cannibalism.

I wish I turn into Mario from his CD-i game (Hotel Mario, WHO SOUNDS LIKE IF HE SAYS “ALL TOASTERS TOAST (2x)” WHILE HOLDING BOWSER’S SOUR[redacted] BREAD AND TELLING LARRY KOOPA TO “GET OFF OF HIS CLOUD” AND CALLING LUIGI “GAY” WHEN BOTH ARE INVITED TO A PICNIC BY THE PRINCESS).


#2532

Granted, but you have to complete all of Mario’s past triumphs in real life, against a real life bowser.

I wish that ASMR was not considered negative in any way.


#2533

Granted but you don’t find it relaxing

I wish Karen never took the kids


#2534

Granted, but they’re kidnapped by someone else and are turned into child soldiers.

I wish to know what great wonder lies within the center of a tootsie pop.


#2535

Granted, but you’re condemned to eat chilli tutsi pops at 3:00 AM for the rest of your life.


I wish I could sleep more.


#2536

Granted, but it is only 1 minute more.

I wish that I dont have the take the Algebra 1 (redacted bc it reveals my state). Its a state test for Algebra 1


#2537

Granted, but they will give you a very insane algebra test with an insane math problem (x=4560, y=987, z=223), and it will be like:
999 times x minus y plus z divided by 92.

I wish for my school to not play Fortnite and then move to Apex Legends and PUBG and possibly many other video games that they stopped playing, including Minecraft.


#2538

Granted, but now they’re making memes and screeching about leapfrog games.

I wish I could make people feel like an earthquake is coming, specific people.


#2539

Granted, but an earthquake literally happens to everybody.

I wish for reaching Ganon’s castle without using the 6 medals in Ocarina of Time.


#2540

Granted, but instead of using the medals, they were stolen, and now Ganondorf has locked you out of his castle.

I wish my book could be turned into a movie already.

((^BTW, find me on Wattpad @wikiFAYZ))


#2541

Granted, but the movie will be so good you will be forced to make a whole franchise.
(And you will have to pay some cash because the name “Levi” is copyrighted ‘;p )


I wish I could corrupt my own wish.


#2542

Granted, but you attempt to corrupt your corrupted unspecified wish, and due to 2 negatives making a positive and the opposite of nothing being everything (everything is corrupted) You accidentally destroy the whole universe and everything with it.

I wish people would stop citing bad sources.


#2543

Granted, but now everytime someone cites something, it makes then sound like a smarty-pants.

I wish I had a tiny snack to eat.


#2544

Granted, you now have a small really delicious cookie, but you’re in the middle of a food riot in Venezuela and you can’t eat it for 24 hours.

I wish I could know the meaning of the question what is the meaning of life.


#2545

Granted, but you will lose all of your knowledge about pretty much everything within 7 minutes.

I wish for a wish that cant be corrupted


#2546

Granted, but it will not be yours, and it will be the last post on this thread.


I wish I could… uh…
Control matter :expressionless:


#2547

Granted, but you do not have complete control of it.

I wish for an unspecified wish