Dodos are planning an invasion!


#1

So, it was a normal day for me, then I saw that dodo eggs were 37 CC!

That is very cheap!

That could mean that their population is rising!

So 1 dodo = 1 egg.

There is usually 2 Dodos per apple tree

They each lay eggs.

That means that 1 tree = 4 Dodos.

In a world there are like 1,000 apple trees?

1000 x 4 = 4,000 Dodos.

But wait, there are like 40,000 cloud worlds right now.

40,000 x 4,000 = 160,000,000 dodos.

Each player usually has at least 2 single player worlds.

There are around 50 million downloads???

That means that 50m x 2 = 100,000,000

Then 100,000,000 + 160,000,000 = 260,000,000

wow

With such a population, then the dodos must be preparing to invade us!!

EDIT: I fixed a math mistake. Thanks @Murce for pointing it out!

Anyways, DODOS ARE STILL PLANNKNG AN INVASION!!


#2

:slowlypullsouttitaniumsword:


#3

:ignorestextbecausetheresmath:


#4

Look how much stone there is it must be preparing invasion. Fast get your titanium picaxes before its too late.


#5

Oh lord… into the bunker I go.


#6

What the heck


#7

I remember a time when people always made posts like this about dodos being evil and whatnot. They get such a bad reputation!

:pullsouttitaniumswordregardless:


#8

No my spy’s are laying eggs…
That’s the sudden increase :smiling_imp:


#9

I like how you make the dodos invasion larger by multiplying the dodos in cloud servers by the dodos on single player worlds instead of adding. :lol:


#10

We should go on servers and put as many eggs as possible! DODO ARMY FTW!


#11

Only if it’s unprotected, even placing dodo eggs, which eventually “vanish”, still can’t be placed in protective areas. Still, I agree, we should make a huge Dodo army.


#12

Attack of the Apple-Born Dodos

Rated TV-MA
In theaters Oct. 13


#13

I’d pay to watch.


#14

You can. :wink:


#15

speechless


#16

Same. XD


#17

If only someone could continue the series…


#18

It’s confirmed.

Dodos are planning an invasion.


#19

The 3-D video system has to be pretty good. I’m a little jealous

JK. What I want is better actors than my little siblings :confounded:


#20

Blockheads does not have 50M downoalds :joy: