Fake Blockheads tips and facts


#414

Donkeys are secretly the illuminati in disguise. They’re watching our every move.
Heehaw


#415

Hehehe…

That gave me an idea…


#416

Making free TC servers contribute to the game!


#417

If you walk far enough, you’ll find the edge of the world… it’s a waterfall which you can sail down.


#418

And once you sail down you find a town of dodo NPCs that you can chat with, chat bots in ofher words. :lol:


#419

Titanium Tools inflict lesser damage than a copper bow and dont let you get protected from attacks


#421

The yaks in 1.7 are actually fluffy moose chimpanzee ducks.


#422

Nobody is hyped about 1.7. We’re just pretending, trying to up the fanbase or whatever, propaganda.
And no, they’re not adding yaks, I’m very HYPED fence, etc.

Seriously, don’t play blockheads. It’s a miserable, single-player-only, 3-D, non-chat-based, music-less game. PLEASE DON’T PLAY IT.


#423

Donkeys are being removed in 1.7.


#424

1.7 will be released in 2019.


#425

1.7 adds cake. And as we know

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!

#yayletsmakereferences

#426

1.7 will remove all uses of π in algorithms due to INeedPie being so evil.


#427

1.7 is the smallest update ever.


#428

1.7 has a new blockheads face, it looks like this: ._.


#429

1.7 removes blockheads.


#430

1.7 cloud bans Doge memes for .8327832 second.


#431

ur mean
1.7 is canceled.


#432

1.7 is now 1.8!


#433

Artemis Fowl conniving- Hmm, I wonder if I can steal gold from another species?
Evil Laugh

Me conniving- Hmm, I wonder if I can take another biscuit without being noticed?
Evil Laugh


#434

If I remember correctly, Artemis pulled off way worse things than a fairy ransom.

Speaking of which, fairy ransoming and many more elements of Eoin Colfer’s Artemis Fowl will become reality in every Blockheads world’s underworld!
(Prepares for cave trolls to get a lot deadlier)