Fake Life Tips (game)


#1

Post some of the best worst tips you’ve got!
EXAMPLE:
Hungry on an airplane? Wear different costumes to get tons of peanuts!


#2

Have alot of junk? Burn it up with fire in your house!


#3

Sad? Hold in your tears, they will make you sadder.


#4

Need money? Buy money when it goes on sale!


#5

stressed? don’t tell anyone!


#6

Hack time crystals.


#7

Need cash fast? Just annoy internet users with pop ups that say “We are aliens from Mars, and we demand your cultural value system in the stacks!”

(Cultural value system = money :joy:)


#8

Need more people to click on your ad? Make it fill up the whole screen with a hidden “x” button!


#9

Scream “I want the weird pasta” at an Italian restaurant for free ravioli


#10

How to get Free Time Crystals:

Curse in a one star review saying that you love this game and you’ll keep it forever until you die.


#11

need food quick? go into a restaurant and make them hire you. Then steal food and eat it! if you get fired go to another restaurant


#12

When life gives you an iPhone X just throw it away.


#13

That’s not fake. ._.


#14

When life gives you lemons you don’t make lemonade because the lemons are actually yellow limes


#15

When life give you lemons don’t take them because they might have germs


#16

When given two choices: love or money, choose money.


#17

When they ask red or blue pill, take both. Then you’ll enter the real matrix


#18

If a stranger offers you candy say yes and follow them. They are actually nice people but your parents don’t want you to have free candy.


#19

When someone is talking your ear off, don’t hang up just keep saying, “uh huh, uh huh.”, and wait till they get tired of talking.


#20

Depressed? Step on a lego. Your old problems will seem small.