Fake Life Tips (game)


#21

Want to be an owner of a server. But can’t afford a server? Wait until someone you know can make one!


#22

Feel sick? Eat alot of uncooked meat, it’ll help!


#23

Feel happy? Make yourself sad to feel better!


#24

Need a rest? Drive till you fall asleep


#25

Need time crystals? Find some crystals and wait!


#26

Dizzy? Bang your head on a pole


#27

Need better sleep? Start watching videos on YouTube untiL yOu reALizE iT’S FoUR iN THe moRninG


#28

I once stayed up at 7:03 AM…


#29

:clap:t3:Good :clap:t3:For :clap:t3: You :clap:t3:


#30

Shush.


#31

Feeling sick?

eat candy


#32

Need free tc to come back?
Just rate one star on your Blockheads review and say you won’t rate 5 stars until Dave adds it back!

(Oof)


#33

Need money?
Rob
A
Bank
!


#34

If you want a girlfriend, just go up to anyone and say: “Yo, I love ya, babe”

She will love you forever!


#35

Hungry? Kill a dodo.


#36

Can’t start up your car? Call this number now and have your car smashed now!


#37

Is your tire tread dull and broken? Just take a new one frOM ONE OF YOUR DEAD BRETHREN image


#38

Bored? Be bored ti feel happy!


#39

Hate school?
Don’t go!


#40

Don’t like working? Just live in a dirty alley and don’t eat for the rest of your life!

(Side note: A lot of these posts are sounding like air tv commercials now XD)