Want to be an owner of a server. But can’t afford a server? Wait until someone you know can make one!
Feel sick? Eat alot of uncooked meat, it’ll help!
Feel happy? Make yourself sad to feel better!
Need a rest? Drive till you fall asleep
Need time crystals? Find some crystals and wait!
Dizzy? Bang your head on a pole
Need better sleep? Start watching videos on YouTube untiL yOu reALizE iT’S FoUR iN THe moRninG
I once stayed up at 7:03 AM…
Good For You
Need free tc to come back?
Just rate one star on your Blockheads review and say you won’t rate 5 stars until Dave adds it back!
If you want a girlfriend, just go up to anyone and say: “Yo, I love ya, babe”
She will love you forever!
Hungry? Kill a dodo.
Can’t start up your car? Call this number now and have your car smashed now!
Is your tire tread dull and broken? Just take a new one frOM ONE OF YOUR DEAD BRETHREN
Bored? Be bored ti feel happy!
Don’t like working? Just live in a dirty alley and don’t eat for the rest of your life!
(Side note: A lot of these posts are sounding like air tv commercials now XD)