Fake Life Tips (game)


Want to be an owner of a server. But can’t afford a server? Wait until someone you know can make one!


Feel sick? Eat alot of uncooked meat, it’ll help!


Feel happy? Make yourself sad to feel better!


Need a rest? Drive till you fall asleep


Need time crystals? Find some crystals and wait!


Dizzy? Bang your head on a pole


Need better sleep? Start watching videos on YouTube untiL yOu reALizE iT’S FoUR iN THe moRninG


I once stayed up at 7:03 AM…


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Feeling sick?

eat candy


Need free tc to come back?
Just rate one star on your Blockheads review and say you won’t rate 5 stars until Dave adds it back!



Need money?


If you want a girlfriend, just go up to anyone and say: “Yo, I love ya, babe”

She will love you forever!


Hungry? Kill a dodo.


Can’t start up your car? Call this number now and have your car smashed now!


Is your tire tread dull and broken? Just take a new one frOM ONE OF YOUR DEAD BRETHREN image


Bored? Be bored ti feel happy!


Hate school?
Don’t go!


Don’t like working? Just live in a dirty alley and don’t eat for the rest of your life!

(Side note: A lot of these posts are sounding like air tv commercials now XD)