(This is a public server where people aren’t allowed to ask for items off admins, particularly rare items that can be used to grief. A player just joins and asks for items)
FREEITEMS: JLAV GIVE ME STEEL PICKS AND DIAMONDS AND A PC
ME: FREEITEMS you have to get those yourself
FREEITEMS: ADMINS SHOULD GIVE NEW PLAYERS FREE ITEMS
FREEITEMS: IM NOT SPEAKING TO YOU JLAV
(Player gives FREEITEMS a fur coat)
FREEITEMS: HAHA JLAV I GOT A FUR COAT
ME (getting frustrated at this point…): FREEITEMS Do you really think that it’s fair that the server owner is paying to run this server, the admins are volunteering to,e to keep the server safe and that we have to deal with this all day that we all then give away lots of rare items to new players who might grief?
(He was banned soon after.)
That might be the funniest exchange I’ve ever had on a server.
(One of those players who does nothing but sits at spawn. Really annoys me when the server is almost completely full and they meditate at spawn for a full 5 minutes or so, it takes countless kicks, asking and pvping before they move, or are banned if it gets serious)
ME: [PORTALMAGNET] please move your BH from spawn, there’s rooms under spawn to meditate in and the server is full so spawn is getting crowded
(PORTALMAGNET continues to sit on the portal as more new players connect, some people get kicked off)
ME: [PORTALMAGNET] please leave spawn again, we’re at max players
ME: [PORTALMAGNET] the portal doesn’t hatch. Leave spawn.
ME: /kick PORTALMAGNET
(Comes back, no reaction)
ME: Last kick PORTALMAGNET, please leave spawn
(Still he hasn’t moved so I have to try PvP
(Attacks PORTALMAGNET a few times with hands so he doesn’t die
PORTALMAGNET: STOP HITTING ME. WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME
ME: You haven’t left spawn
PORTALMAGNET: [cussing] WHY DIDN’T YOU ASK ME?!?!?!
Both of those are using fake names that describe what they did. The portal magnet story is actually from a lot of different players but they all follow mostly the same pattern, one or two the exact same.
This is a bit like counselling for me now XD. Thanks for posting this thread, there’s so many funny things that happened, if I posted them all it might take me a long time. Another one is the constant YouTube star impersonators but I’m not going to write a third dialogue