Hilarious Chats


#1

So, I guessed it was about time I made this. A thread where you can post the most hilarious multiplayer chats you’ve ever seen! Of course, make sure nothing you post (whether picture or text itself) has any bad language in it.

Here’s something I encountered in my server Elgen2Island the other day:
JONATHAN: My dad is the creator.
blahblahblah
JONATHAN: I’m 19 too
blahblahblah
THANKYOU: Jonathan cant you get whatever you want then?
JONATHAN: No because then my dad will be upset.
blahblahblah
ERICK: Jonathan, what’s your dad’s name?
JONATHAN: John.
ERICK: Haha liar. His name is Dave, he lives in New Zealand, he has two children and neither of them are even 5 yet (I think…). And I know him. Haha, goodbye.
ERICK: /ban jonathan


#2

:smiley:
Nice handling.


#3

You guys can post your own.


#4

i deleted a picture i took, but there was one where right as i came on a server, the first three messages:
blablabla: whos owner?
blablabla2: how do i leave spawn?
blablabla3: can i have a diamond pick?


#5

:smiley:
Cake: Stope griefing the owner place Kills griefer
Awesomeguy: Stop grieving or I’ll ban u
Cake: that guy was breaking into your hous
(He was a bad admin-Awesomeguy)


#6

X: Haha, I just wrecked spawn.
NICK: /ban X
(2 minutes later)
X2: Why did u ban me? All i did was get steel for my SP!
NICK: /ban X2
(Another 2 minutes later)
X3: Stop banning me!
(Almost kills a noob on the server)
NICK:/ban X3
(I leave, come back on 1/2 hour later to see X4 with elevators)
NICK: /reset owner X4
(Found my elevator missing, replaced everything with X4’s junk)

Quite honestly, I don’t understand how a) he removed the elevators with the ownership thing, and how he kept coming back on when his IP was on the blacklist. Either he’s a hacker, (That’s my bet) or he has 4 devices and had admin privileges.


#7

X Is a strange person… 0_0


#8

Bullhead attacks Lovelygirl
Lovelygirl: Stop, I had enough of you.
bullhead continues
Me: STOP BULLHEAD
me: STOP BULLHEAD

bullhead kills lovelygirl

This was on Clishcraft, not real version but based on it.


#9

(This is a public server where people aren’t allowed to ask for items off admins, particularly rare items that can be used to grief. A player just joins and asks for items)

FREEITEMS: JLAV GIVE ME STEEL PICKS AND DIAMONDS AND A PC

ME: FREEITEMS you have to get those yourself

FREEITEMS: ADMINS SHOULD GIVE NEW PLAYERS FREE ITEMS

FREEITEMS: IM NOT SPEAKING TO YOU JLAV

(Player gives FREEITEMS a fur coat)

FREEITEMS: HAHA JLAV I GOT A FUR COAT

ME (getting frustrated at this point…): FREEITEMS Do you really think that it’s fair that the server owner is paying to run this server, the admins are volunteering to,e to keep the server safe and that we have to deal with this all day that we all then give away lots of rare items to new players who might grief?

ME: …

(He was banned soon after.)


That might be the funniest exchange I’ve ever had on a server.


(One of those players who does nothing but sits at spawn. Really annoys me when the server is almost completely full and they meditate at spawn for a full 5 minutes or so, it takes countless kicks, asking and pvping before they move, or are banned if it gets serious)

ME: [PORTALMAGNET] please move your BH from spawn, there’s rooms under spawn to meditate in and the server is full so spawn is getting crowded

(PORTALMAGNET continues to sit on the portal as more new players connect, some people get kicked off)

ME: [PORTALMAGNET] please leave spawn again, we’re at max players

(No reaction)

ME: [PORTALMAGNET] the portal doesn’t hatch. Leave spawn.

(No reaction)

ME: /kick PORTALMAGNET

(Comes back, no reaction)

ME: Last kick PORTALMAGNET, please leave spawn

ME:/kick PORTALMAGNET

(Still he hasn’t moved so I have to try PvP

(Attacks PORTALMAGNET a few times with hands so he doesn’t die

PORTALMAGNET: STOP HITTING ME. WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME

ME: You haven’t left spawn

PORTALMAGNET: [cussing] WHY DIDN’T YOU ASK ME?!?!?!

(Banned again.)


Both of those are using fake names that describe what they did. The portal magnet story is actually from a lot of different players but they all follow mostly the same pattern, one or two the exact same.

This is a bit like counselling for me now XD. Thanks for posting this thread, there’s so many funny things that happened, if I posted them all it might take me a long time. Another one is the constant YouTube star impersonators but I’m not going to write a third dialogue


#10

XD
So funny-The Portalmagnet and freeitems were pretty much an accurate description of…

IDIOCY.


#11

Jlav, maybe he is offline when online. That is what I do sometimes


#12

Lol. /Ban Jonathan. :smiley:


#13

jlav i have a dialouge for that :smiley:

PEWDIEPEI: hows it going bros im the real pewdiepie
(half the people in the server): no you arent
PEWDIEPEI: yes i am!!!
(goes on like this for maybe twenty seconds, everyone stops and ignors him)
newplayerthatcameonlater: r u the real pewdiepie?
PEWDIEPEI: no


#14

Hahaha.
i have had like thirty jackfrostminers join my server


#15

i actually did play with the real tobuscus on a server once…


#16

How do you know? He didn’t upload a video of it… Unless I missed it


#17

because i emailed him and asked him, and he replied yes


#18


On new tanookiville


#19

On a random server I joined:

{random person} Hey, DoctorWho, give me free stuff!

{Me} No, dude. I don’t have to.

{different person} GIVE HIM STUFF, YOU JERK.

{Me} NO, dude.

(NOTE, so many noobs were ganging up on me!)

{ANOTHER noob} GIVE HIM SOMETHING, LIKE A DIAMOND PICK-AXE OR PORTAL CHEST.

{me} NO! YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED.

{#! noob} SHUT IT, YOU FREAKING IDIOT.

{me} /ban noob (that was is username)

{server} NOOB has been added to the adminlist.

{me in my head} WHAT?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

You have been discoonnected.

(clicks button to connect.}

You have been banned from connecting.

WHAT?!?!?!?


#20

I usually don’t swear, but that server was cra*.