Today on Kepler-452b we had a noob come on…
NOOB: Who wants to be my boyfriend
Player1: This isn’t a dating app.
SERVER: My fish is single…
Player2: This is not a dating server, NOOB
SERVER: I said my fish is single. You can date him. His name is Fin
Player3: Don’t be silly
Player3: You’d prefer my hamster, he’s a lot cuter
Player2: Fishy plan there
Player1: Really. I’m 99% sure Jimmy’s fish is quite attractive
SERVER: Did someone say server?
KEPLER-452B - Player Disconnected NOOB
Player3: It’s not impossible
Player2: Then how did we get out?
Player1: You don’t want to meet Fin?
Player2: She left
SERVER: She left!
Player3: How can she leave without fin or Sammy?
SERVER: Picky girl only wants humans.
Player3: One day she’ll wish she picked the fish
Player2: We weren’t FINished with our puns…
Player1: Ba dum tss
She didn’t want Fin or Sammy!