Hilarious Chats


#911

Player: Where are you?
Me: Hiding.
Player: How old are you?
Me: I cannot tell you. It is against the law.
Player: Please?
Me: No.
Player: Pretty please? Cherry on top?
Me: No. It is against the law.
-ten minutes pass-

Player: I’m Justin Bieber!
Me: Really? They why have you got a random name then?
Player: So people won’t know I’m Justin.
Me: What’s your lastest single?

-Player pauses for 20 seconds-

Player: "Sorry."
Me: That took too long. You must’ve searched it up!
Player: No I didn’t.
Me: What’s your mother’s name, then?
Player: I cannot tell you, it is against the law.

:joy::joy::joy:


#913

… on my server…

player: The owner told me to tell you to admin me.

me: Nope.

player: No seriously. I’m cousins with the owner and he says to admin me right now or he’ll take away your admin.

me: Nope.

player: He’s actually here right now.

me: Oh really?

player: Yeah. Let me get him.

player “owner”: Hey, this is the owner. Admin my cousin right now.

me: Oh. Hi, owner. Why don’t you just admin him?

player “owner”: I’m real busy right now.

me: But you told all the admins that only you are allowed to admin other players.

player “owner”: Well, I’m telling you it’s okay right now to admin my cousin.

me: Oh. Ok.
me: Owner? What’s your name again?

player “owner”: I can’t tell you that.

me: I mean your username.

(pause as the player looks it up on the Welcome page)

player “owner”: Thuthu

me: Ah. And what’s MY username?

player “owner”: oh


#914

Oh, that is rich!
I can’t :heart:️ That post enough! :joy:


#915

This was on scratch
Player: where are you
Me: at my house
Player: where is your house
Me: right of spawn
Player: is it by the mall
Me: no
Player: -gets to my house-
Me: I’m remodeling
Player: can I come in
Me: no
Player: why
Me: my house is locked
Player: can I kill that cave troll
Me: no
Player: why
Me: it took a while to find
Player: can we kill the cave troll
Me: no
Player: why
Me: it took a while to find

After I found that someone came in my house later that day


#916

Tonight on A Blockhead Vaca

Player: yo
Me(admin): hi
Player: make me admin
Player: Just this once
Player: please.
Me: did you read the rules?
Player: yes.
Player: make me admin
Me: no, it’s not my world. I don’t admin people.
Player: mod me?
Player: please
Me: I don’t mod people.
Player: :((
Player: >:((
Me: I have 4 kids. >:(( doesn’t make me feel bad. lol
Player leaves

ah. I have missed blockhead chat the past few months. It’s good to be back :laughing:


#917

Read bottom to top:

not a nub!!:joy::joy:


#918

Well, a nub is a central core point of a problem, so maybe he is a nub, despite what he says.

I usually refrain from calling noobs, well–“noobs” to their face, as it usually just makes them more annoyed and hurts their feelings. This, of course, doesn’t have the best results.


#919

Yeah. Figured that out the hard way :sweat_smile:


#920

When you kicked the person you didn’t blot out their namw


#921

Oops :confounded:


#923

They don’t stoooop!!

I’m making a giant circle home in the sky, now to pai-

Player: GIVE ME NOW
Me: admin? I don’t admin randoms off the bat…
Player: NO! A portal chest!!
Me: what
Other two admins: what
Player: PORTAL CHEST! I NEED
Me: sorry I don’t have any
Player: GIVE
Me: I have none to give

(Gig goes on for awhile, laughing lots right now)

Player: please I need cause I want jetpacks
Me: go buy them
Player: i have NO MONEY
Me: Buy. Them.

(Player checks the portal and buys tons of jetpacks)

Player: I still need a portal chest
Me: (DUDE COME ON)
Me: … how much did those jetpacks cost?!
Player: they were free, everything is!
Player: now GIMMME A PORTAL CHEST
Player: GIVE GIVE GIVE GIVE GIMME GIMME GIMME
Me: you know why those jetpacks were FREE?!
Player: NO I WANT A PORTAooooooooohhhhh


#924

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

That’s the best one I’ve seen in a long time.


#925

Hilarious chats, huh.

Don’t have any, but back when I played on Pvp Plebs and Pvp Attack, there was some guy who pretended to be a saint… kept saying stuff like “God gave me a tablet to play BH”, “I died at 23”. Then another time he said he died at 22.


#926

Yay I meant someone who played at pvp pebs and pvp attack, yeah I remember those guys to, the best part was if they says " lol " they spelled it out :confused:


#927

Today on SGE

— „Hey, I made it to the south pole!“
— „Congrats. Has Scott left a sign?“
- (After a long while:) -
— „I can‘t see that name.“


#928

bottom to top

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They player ended up saying profanity and then left :frowning:


#929

LOL. Or you could have said “Sure. go watch a video and I will give you 20 TC”


#930

I’ll save that for next time :joy:


#931


#932

I was literally about to add this! It is continuing rn! :see_no_evil::joy: