Player: Where are you?
Player: How old are you?
Me: I cannot tell you. It is against the law.
Player: Pretty please? Cherry on top?
Me: No. It is against the law.
-ten minutes pass-
Player: I’m Justin Bieber!
Me: Really? They why have you got a random name then?
Player: So people won’t know I’m Justin.
Me: What’s your lastest single?
-Player pauses for 20 seconds-
Me: That took too long. You must’ve searched it up!
Player: No I didn’t.
Me: What’s your mother’s name, then?
Player: I cannot tell you, it is against the law.