Hilarious Chats


#933

P1: owner ban him he griefing
P2: yea ban him
Me: this is a faction server you idiots did u read the rules
P1 & p2: no
Owner: /ban p1
Owner: /ban p2
Owner: /mod me


#934

“Aye lemme have some colored items”

“No that’s hacking hacking is bad you :rage:

gets banned


#935

Not exactly a chat, but I found this hilarious report in my owner portal:
Reported_________Reported by______Message
HxxxxxxxxxxxM____BxxxxxxR________taking down trees inefficiently

Be careful how you chop those trees folks. You might get reported.


#936

That’s an actual rule in many servers. :joy:


#937

It’s funnier when people curse at bots


#938

See how the bolded messages relate to each other…


Player: I need a starter

Player: Please

Me: I need you to read the rules

Player: And are you owner

Me: Please

Player: I did

Player: But maybe you have something

Me: We have a garden left of spawn…

Player: I’m the owners sister

Me: KICK PLAYER

Player: Please

Player: I will tell my sister to ban you

Me: Stop posting threats. The rules stated no starters. Bye.

Me: KICK PLAYER

Player: Stop please

Me: banned player


If you can’t tell how the bolded messages relate, well then uh… how are you staff on any server…


#939

The funniest thing about this is just before this the same player asked @GoodGradesBoy if he was the owner!


#940

You should have been excited to meet your long lost sister. :joy:


#942

I really don’t have anything my eyes can catch up onto, but every time a player joins and asks for admin, I just say no. (Same with wanting stuff)


#943

If my sister really was the owner, let’s just say that it wouldn’t be that player getting banned and kicked…