I invent wood.
I invent wood.
I invent the pee / poop / jelly sandwich
Hmmm… chewy at one point, and, hmm… do I taste a pinch of parmesan in there? hmm… chews more crash (I went unconscious) WEEEEOOOOOWEEEEEOOOO(sirens)
I invent… a chicken oppa(from Big Marvel the YouTube channel) and rubber sandwich.
WAIT a minute… eyes open with sudden realization as the doctors are inspecting me and they jump back in surprise is that YOUR pee and poop?
chewy, very chewy…
I invent the letter A
Tastes like alphabet.
I invent the letter
Tastes like alphabet soup.
I invent a motorcycle.
Tastes like exhaust and oil
I invent a edible laptop covered in battery acid
I invent edible lightbulbs
Mmmmmm. (10 seconds into chewing) (Zap) OWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (RUNS 1000000000000000000000000000000 MILES FROM THE THINGY)
I am now dead because you did not make a food.
I invent a death to the touch knife (Yes, if you touch the knife at all, you die. But I can not die from it >:D)
Nope. throws at you (Also, from mine, you would be dead. It’s death to the touch. that doesn’t mean you can touch the handle without dying. I’m sorry I didn’t clarify that.)
I invent a food.
tastes like food…
I invent the letter C
Tastes like the letter J and a mango.
I’m inventing a cake.
But oh boy oh boy It’s not your ordinary average cake, it’s a really sweet strawberry sponge cake that is 30% sweeter than the average strawberry sponge cake. Expect I put lactives in it and you’ll have diahrriah for like 2 weeks.
Pro of eating invented cake: It is really sweet.
Con of eating invented cake: Jesus frick having diahrriah for 2 weeks is too much, I’d feel bad for my toilet whoops.
Tastes like a deleted post. Kind of ashy with some smoldering coals. Perhaps it was incinerated?
I invent a dollar bill that’s been in circulation for 43 years.
Hmm… Seems real… Dies of hyperthermia
I invent an apple that tases like the letter D
Hmm, it tastes like ️ …
I this time invent Yogurto.
It tastes exactly like yogurt, expect you’ll get diahrreah too because I put lactives in it.
I get a stomach ache.
I invent dirt.
Tastes like dirt.
Frick, it was delicious.
I invent floor.
Eat a floor off the floor.