Invent a food, the person below has to eat it


Tastes edible.

I invent wood.


Ouch splintery!!!

I invent the pee / poop / jelly sandwich


Hmmm… chewy at one point, and, hmm… do I taste a pinch of parmesan in there? hmm… chews more crash (I went unconscious) WEEEEOOOOOWEEEEEOOOO(sirens)

I invent… a chicken oppa(from Big Marvel the YouTube channel) and rubber sandwich.

WAIT a minute… eyes open with sudden realization as the doctors are inspecting me and they jump back in surprise is that YOUR pee and poop?


chewy, very chewy…

I invent the letter A


Yes mine.


Tastes like alphabet.
I invent the letter :b:


Tastes like alphabet soup.

I invent a motorcycle.


Tastes like exhaust and oil
I invent a edible laptop covered in battery acid :smiley:


I die.
I invent edible lightbulbs


Mmmmmm. (10 seconds into chewing) (Zap) OWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (RUNS 1000000000000000000000000000000 MILES FROM THE THINGY)


I am now dead because you did not make a food.

I invent a death to the touch knife (Yes, if you touch the knife at all, you die. But I can not die from it >:D)


I use the handle and throw it at best
I invent @schelle2.0 poop sandwitch


Nope. throws at you (Also, from mine, you would be dead. It’s death to the touch. that doesn’t mean you can touch the handle without dying. I’m sorry I didn’t clarify that.)

I invent a food.


tastes like food…

I invent the letter C


Tastes like the letter J and a mango.

I’m inventing a cake.

But oh boy oh boy It’s not your ordinary average cake, it’s a really sweet strawberry sponge cake that is 30% sweeter than the average strawberry sponge cake. Expect I put lactives in it and you’ll have diahrriah for like 2 weeks.

Pro of eating invented cake: It is really sweet.
Con of eating invented cake: Jesus frick having diahrriah for 2 weeks is too much, I’d feel bad for my toilet whoops.


Tastes like a deleted post. Kind of ashy with some smoldering coals. Perhaps it was incinerated?
I invent a dollar bill that’s been in circulation for 43 years.


Hmm… Seems real… Dies of hyperthermia

I invent an apple that tases like the letter D


Hmm, it tastes like :b:️ …

I this time invent Yogurto.

It tastes exactly like yogurt, expect you’ll get diahrreah too because I put lactives in it.


I get a stomach ache.

I invent dirt.


Tastes like dirt.

Frick, it was delicious.

I invent floor.

Eat a floor off the floor.