Those knife puns just didn’t make the cut.
I’ll take another stab at it later.
I fell into somebody’s birthday present.
It wasn’t a very present situation
I fell into the birthday cake.
It was a crumby situation.
I accidentally chopped a television cord in half.
I think I short circuited it
I’m taking a stab in the dark: is the pun the circuited being cir-cutted?
Sorry, I still don’t get it.
made it shorter
AND borke it
Ah okay. I guess the pun didn’t strike me as very bright.
I saw a ball coming straight at me
I was confused at first biut then it hit me.
BE BE I’m a SHE
no im not
secret transgender identity identified. commander we found the target lemme press the big red botton, beep boop bop beep
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did you post that in the future while I was in the past?( gasp )
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