Last post wins!


#25361

Don’t fall for the dumb ligma joke everyone, do not ask what ligma is.


#25362

whats ligma


#25363

Moscow is in Russia, which is between Europe and Asia. Anyway, 911 is a USA emergency number, not like any other.

Goodbye, hangs phone


#25364

Nothing important.


#25365

my ligma though


#25366

Oof too bad it’s not a real disease


#25367

well um i have updog too


#25368

Your dog is up?


#25369

no updog


#25370

Oh it’s a dog above you. Got it.


#25371

buries self


#25372

Hello, your refrigerator is running.


#25373

No it’s not, it’s currently sleeping in the kitchen


#25374

Neither, I can read those symbols. They’re from the Scandinavian (I think) runic alphabet, either Elder Futhark, or Younger Futhark, because I don’t remember which is which.


#25375

Guys, I just read a super sad story I’m crying.

WHAT DO I DO!?


#25376

Good job boy.


#25377

I’m not crying anymore but I’m still heartbroken and touched.

Guys, what do I do if Gargamel is asking where the smurfs are?

(This is serious)


#25378

eat it


#25379

Tell a lie or call 911


#25380

DON’T POST THAT PLEASE.

i have bad memories