Don’t fall for the dumb ligma joke everyone, do not ask what ligma is.
Moscow is in Russia, which is between Europe and Asia. Anyway, 911 is a USA emergency number, not like any other.
Goodbye, hangs phone
my ligma though
Oof too bad it’s not a real disease
well um i have updog too
Your dog is up?
Oh it’s a dog above you. Got it.
Hello, your refrigerator is running.
No it’s not, it’s currently sleeping in the kitchen
Neither, I can read those symbols. They’re from the Scandinavian (I think) runic alphabet, either Elder Futhark, or Younger Futhark, because I don’t remember which is which.
Guys, I just read a super sad story I’m crying.
WHAT DO I DO!?
I’m not crying anymore but I’m still heartbroken and touched.
Guys, what do I do if Gargamel is asking where the smurfs are?
(This is serious)
Tell a lie or call 911
DON’T POST THAT PLEASE.
i have bad memories