That is some hilariously undecipherable gibberish.
Goal: Figure what this means without using a translator.
Kirby’s Return To Dreamland
dihydrogen monoxide, im addicted to it (it’s water)
I like ingesting C12H22O11
I think everyone does. It’s a frighteningly addictive white powder, like NaCl or the stuff you mix with milk to slather on cakes.
Don’t even get me started on hydroxylic acid.
The year is… -2019° F
I’m addicted to making websites. Help.
- Sleep more.
- Go to bed early.
- Eat something.
- Drink coffee/tea.
Eating makes you more tired.
Still, your post has been approved by a sleeping expert.
MRS OBAMA GET DOWN