how does a tree go on the internet?
it logs on
Yo’ Mama’s jokes are so old, they are older that Yo’ Mama jokes.
I made that up yesterday…
What is green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
I found this so funny when I was younger, why? It’s so…dumb.
What’s Harry Potter’s favourite way of getting down a hill?
The spoiler has a joke in it, but it has a bit to do with religion. Not very much, though. If someone thinks I should take it off, then I will.
I can get TONS more of stuff like this if you guys want more.
That’s poo bkwd
Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip? To get to the same side!
What time do you have to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!
Six was afraid of Seven since Seven ate Nine, but why did Seven eat Nine? Because you need to eat 3 squared meals meals a day!
3 squared. As in, 3 to the power of two. As in, nine.
Wow nice joke
Would you like to know how I got out of Afghanistan?
the greatest geographic pun ever
My “About Me” has a rotating selection of puns. I’ve been swapping them every now and then.
When I am young, I thought that 1+1=2,2+2=3,3+3=4,4+4=5,5+5=6…Are correct.
I thought that Teletubbies, Doraemon, Mickey Mouse, and Garfield the cat were real.
I thought that peoples who wear glasses It’s because they watched the sun long times.
I thought that magic wand is made by the power puff girls.
I thought that If “eggs” are hatched by ducks then It will be a duck, If It’s a bear then It will be a bear…
I thought that my parents are millionaires but they want to hide It from me for my safe lol.
I thought that magicians are magic!
I thought that stars are following me because I am beautiful…Lol
When you’re young, Imaginating everything haha.
When i was young, i thought that a bride would become a princess and a groom becomes a prince. Then i asked, when i get married do i become a princess???
Why can’t you plan a party in space?
You have to “planet” heheh get it
How do you cut your hair in space?
You have to “eclipse” it heheh
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh (ba-dum-phsss)
Pfft. That works better spoken, but still a classic.
What do you call a terrible Thursday in France?
I was going to tell a joke aboute infinity, but I can’t seem to find the end.
I got this cool book about anti gravity!
It’s just that I can’t put it down…