Share your best jokes!

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how does a tree go on the internet?
it logs on

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Yo’ Mama’s jokes are so old, they are older that Yo’ Mama jokes.

I made that up yesterday…

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What is green and has wheels?

It's

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

I found this so funny when I was younger, why? It’s so…dumb. :laughing:

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What’s Harry Potter’s favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking.

JK… Rowling :stuck_out_tongue:

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The spoiler has a joke in it, but it has a bit to do with religion. Not very much, though. If someone thinks I should take it off, then I will.

Warning!

I can get TONS more of stuff like this if you guys want more.

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Poo

Oop

What happened??

That’s poo bkwd

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I found more harry potter memes




You have to tap on the second and last one to see the whole thing

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Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip? To get to the same side!

What time do you have to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!

Six was afraid of Seven since Seven ate Nine, but why did Seven eat Nine? Because you need to eat 3 squared meals meals a day!

Explanation

3 squared. As in, 3 to the power of two. As in, nine.

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Wow nice joke :joy::joy:

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Would you like to know how I got out of Afghanistan?

Iran! :rofl:

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the greatest geographic pun ever

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My “About Me” has a rotating selection of puns. I’ve been swapping them every now and then.

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True.

When i was young, i thought that a bride would become a princess and a groom becomes a prince. Then i asked, when i get married do i become a princess???

Lol

Why can’t you plan a party in space?

Da answer

You have to “planet” heheh get it

How do you cut your hair in space?

Da answer

You have to “eclipse” it heheh

Heheheheheheheheheh

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What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh (ba-dum-phsss)

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Pfft. That works better spoken, but still a classic.
What do you call a terrible Thursday in France?
A tra-jeudi.

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I was going to tell a joke aboute infinity, but I can’t seem to find the end.
HEHEH

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I got this cool book about anti gravity!

It’s just that I can’t put it down…

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Right.

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