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Why is there no iPhone 9???

Because 7 8 9.

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Dang it. I was gonna say why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Get it? Cause like 8 and ATE? So 7 ate 9? Hehehehehe lol. Anyways I got a joke book for Christmas so im gonna flood all of you with jokes soon heheheh.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Answer

It wasn’t peeling well.

What is brown and sticky? (No it’s not poop.)

Answer

A stick. Hehe

I tried to catch fog, but I mist.
I ate a clock once, it was very time consuming.
I was gonna tell a joke about pizza, but i think it’s too cheesy for you.

Muahahahhaahhahaha

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What’s nine plus t-

Y’know what, no. Just no. It’s terrible. LEGALLY it’s 19, ILLEGALLY it’s 21.

In all seriousness… This is one I learned in science class:

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

Answer

There was no chemistry. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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What kind of bee can’t make up it’s own mind?

Answer

A maybe. Maybee lol.

How does the ocean say hello?

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It waves.

What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Answer

Pointless.

What rains in the North Pole?

Answer

Reindeer. Get it? Like rain and rein? Reindeer? Lol.

Hehehehehheehhehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

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That’s awesome. XD

I actually have my joke book infront of me since im still in bed and I didn’t eat breakfast yet lol.

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I have a joke book, I want a new one though. I woke up two hours ago… I slept like a bear. I have another joke…

This one’s okay…

Why do the French like to eat snails so much?

Summary

They can’t stand fast food. :joy:

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Heheh time for more jokes :smiling_imp:
Which room do ghosts avoid?

Answer

The living room.

What did the tree wear to the pool?

Answer

Swimming trunks. Get it? Tree trunks and swimming trunks? Hehe

Why do mummies love Christmas?

Answer

Because of the wrappings. Get it? Like wrapping paper for presents to give on Christmas and how mummies are wrapped in paper?

Im gonna be giving 3 jokes every post from now on. (Unless i really need to show you another one)

Yeah, but why did 7 eat 9?

Answer

You are supposed to eat three squared meals a day. (if you don’t get it look up 3 squared)

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I have a really bad one about Blockheads…

Why did the Football game end in eight segments?

Answer

Because it was Double Time. :wink:

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Why did Superman become a cook?

Answer

He wanted to become a SouperChef

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Oh god that is so weird. XD

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The last one made me laugh irl. XD

I didn’t get the last one. :confused:

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

Answer

An investigator

What do you call a fake noodle?

Answer

An impasta

A chef died. He pasta away.
HHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHehehheheEHEheHeEHEhEhEHEhEh

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If gemstones had eyes, they’d have better vision than any human being.
Why, you may ask?
Because they have thousands of carats.

If Notch and Dave worked together to make a Minecraft/Blockheads movie…
would it be a Blockbuster?

Ever since Disney bought Star Wars, they’ve been using the Force to pull money out of people’s wallets.

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I really like @Jason65109101’s. XD

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