Sorry, back to school is cancelled because


#1

i just had this amazing thought…
what if there was no school because something happened?
this is the game where you decide what happened.
I’ll start: it got cancelled because a dog pooped graffiti all over it


#2

because of school shootings


#3

Because school is stupid


#4

Because of a flood.


#5

Because of a tornado.


#6

Because the school was griefed.

The griefer is now banned, though.


#7

Because the griefer who got banned is the school principle.


#8

Because the fire nation attacked.


#9

Because everyone is brain dead now and we will never think again


#10

Because someone painted the entire school a weird unidentified color and the school now has to clean it up (because the paint is extremely ugly) not knowing that the paint is uncleanable


#12

Because the principal is also a college student and doesn’t like school either


#13

Sorry Luckily, back to school is cancelled because VolcanoFlame said so.


#14

Because of a very unfortunate incident involving fireworks, and the second floor bathroom.


#16

Because someone graffitied the loss meme all over the walls and the school needs to clean them.


#17

because I farted and everyone within a 20938477623054253451 mile radius died


#18

I honestly don’t know. Something happened which destroyed the school and injured thousands and killed 10’s of millions in the process :confused:

All I heard when it happened we’re 7 Booms.


#20

Because their was a school shooting and most of the teachers died. School will start back up when the teachers are replaced.
Sadly, this is more likely to happen…


#21

I farted in the school and caused a worldwide black out from the bombers. Pun intended


#22

Because a big meteorite hit the school.


#23

Dear parents/guardians and students,
School at [INCERT SCHOOL DISTRICT HERE] has been canceled because of inconvenience in the school board. As you might have heard, the superintendent recently quit his job due to [INCERT REASON HERE]. He refused to work for the schools because of this. The board is trying to find a reasonable replacement, but it doesn’t seem as if we will have one in one time. Therefor, school will resume in the [INCERT SCHOOL YEAR HERE] year. We are sorry for any inconvenience this may caused. If you have questions, contact me at [INCERT PHONE NUMBER HERE].
Best regards,
Principal [INCERT PRINCIPAL’S LAST NAME]