The Adventure of Tim


This is the adventure of Tim, Tim is the personification of mediocrity, he’s the most “ehh” person out there, now it’s your job to take this Tim on an adventure, here’s how it starts.

Tim is at home, laying down on the couch watching crappy reality TV.

What was Tim watching?


Really crappy reality television


So Keeping Up with the Kardashian’s, then?


Yeah lol


Fortnite gameplays.


Dora the explorer.


Alright, Tim was watching the Kardashians, while doing this he thought “Huh, this is really dumb, like genuinely concerning dumb.”

What does he do after this thought?


He decides to make it more dumb, by getting up and making some pizza rolls and bringing back to the couch.



This great and super cool Tim brings pizza rolls back to the couch but shock, horror! Some of the rolls fall off of the plate, Tim mourns, but _____________


Pees on them


no pls


Nein danke du.


He grabs a stick and jabs it into his mouth (with the pizza roll on it)


After Tim violently shoved the floor pizza rolls into his mouth, he _________


Magically levitates to his room and uses his computer


Comments about how lame the Kardashians are


While playing a computer game, Tim sees an advertisement. What is the ad for?


Raidmaster didnt respond but ill reply anyway

He sees an advertisement for testing out “experimental” instruments that can possibly improve the future. $100 an hour owo


Alright, while Tim levitates to his room mumbling about how lame the kardashians are, he sees an ad for magical instruments and an adblocker. Which ad does Tim click on?

  • Super cool instruments.
  • The Adblocker

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(This may change Tims abilities and stats.)


Tim, being too curious for his own good, clicks on a very suspicious pop-up advertisement on the computer. Eventually, it gives him an address to a location with the supposed instruments, and, because Google knows everything, it’s fortunately near him WOAHHHHHH, Tim decides to go, but first he needs a few things.

Question: What items did Tim bring with him (You may choose 3, and his wallet is already on him)