The blockheads logic


#1

1. Reinforced block

  • puts a bunch of wood and iron together
  • magically floats in the air

2. gems

  • hey look a diamand!

  • (plucks it out of the cave in 1 second)

3. lava

  • hey look lava, lets stand on it!

  • dosn’t melt

4. titanium

  • after less then 20 minutes…
  • THIS MAN FULLY BROKE A PIECE OF TITANIUM WITH HIS BARE HANDS, IT SET A WORLD RECORD

5. jetpacks

  • wearing a jetpack with or without the strongest armor effects nothing with flight

  • god has officially removed pressure and weight from man kind’s existence

6. drop bears

  • oh no intruder! destroying our house!

  • (bite) time to buy another free house like it’s nothing

7. pvp

  • oh no have been sliced with a sword over 10 times

  • time to eat a million worms nom nom nom. YEA BACK TO NORMAL


#2

I was going to do a thread like this but it turns out people are reading my PMs and copying my ideas.


#3

“Ha, sleep? Sleeping is for peasants. Watch me eat a stack of worms instead.”
“Ha, caffeine addiction? Caffeine addiction isn’t real. Watch me drink coffee every minute and never have to go to sleep.”


#4

How are people reading your PM’s?


#5

Logic:
Yaks can fit into cages tho bigger than cave troll
Cave troll smaller than yak. Nah fit in cage.
Also logic:
IMA BREAK SPACE BY PUTTING A SAFE INSIDE A SAFE INSIDE A SAFE INSIDE A SAEF INSIDE A SA…


#6

The logic in this game is amazing.


#7

Going around the world with five chests full everything you need to build a new house including stacks of wood, stacks of stone, stacks of all kinds of metals, like they weigh nothing and can still move faster by wearing leather shoes.


#8

You can fit a chest of the same size in a chest of the same size, in a chest of the same size, in a…


#9

I see nothing wrong with 4 and 6. :tongue:


#10

Carrying more then 2, 4 or 6 baskets…


#11

Making cakes with crushed expensive gems and feeding it to a glittering unicorn that was born from a rainbow coloured donkey, born from a white donkey, born from a…


#12

Cave troll probably wants a pet unicorn or why would they kept rainbow essence in their golden chest