The History of George's Lemonade Stand


#576

Georgie is not satisfied with the app. After a long night of pondering he decides to sell the old app to another aspiring developer for 1 000 dollars. With the money he makes a lemonade app that helps its users to make perfect lemonade. After a few weeks Georgie made 100 000 dollars. Georgie is rich now.


#577

George gets detected by an antivirus software and becomes a glitch.


#578

Edgar tries to help George by getting Protegent. But when Edgar tries Protegent it doesn’t work.


#579

George, unwilling to try Protegent again, ultimately decides to do the following in the order it was being said -

  1. Uninstall Protegent
  2. Cut off ties with the internet
  3. Go missing for 6 months (in which George and Edgar escape civilization and live isolated in the Himalayas)
  4. Sell lemonade to unsuspecting tourists

#580

(@UNIHORSE Georgie is George’s heir.)
Apple makes an app, applicable only on computers. Apprehensive of an attack made by George, Apple appended the app with a brief apology. Then an out-of-control ape appeared and caused massive destruction.


#581

(Oh shoot, I misspelled George’s name!)


#582

The competitor thinks George is too successful, so he uses a time machine to reverse time back to when George made his lemonade stand
(Restart)


#583

But George then goes back in time to the present and puts his competitor on the moon.


#584

George learns the language of the Heptapods, meaning that time is no longer linear for him. He now knows all of his memories, past, present and future. (Sunday was a wonderful movie night, the first time {if ever} that I’ve watched a cerebral movie. Although The Madness of King George would also have been good, I bet.)


#585

I’m now craving lemonade. :yum:


#586

George terrorizes people and puts ISIS to shame.
George is now the most dangerous and most wanted man on Earth.


#587

George convinces the government to give him a million dollars to build more lemonade stands.


#588

George uses the money he gains to pay back the loan, and then forces them to grant him immunity.


#589

They kill him instead. He is recarnated and starts a lemonade stand from scratch in his new life.


#590

george cannot die; even if he has been reincarnated afterwards


#591

His death causes a distortion of time in the universe sending him to many places.

He visits aliens, Dora’s house, gets grounded, and then he goes to a very strange planet that is full of very sad folks that are always sad.

George decides to make lemonade to cheer them up.


#592

The lemonade works! George cheers them up!

He then goes back to earth on a rocket.


#593

George is selling his lemonade at 50 cents a cup.
A little kid next door is selling his lemonade for 25 cents a cup in his wagon, but it’s all nasty.


#594

George kills the kid.

Yup.

You guys insert crazy government FBI chase here, I’m too lazy to do it


#595

George has to shoot his way out of his 3 story house, and when he escapes, he takes over an FBI helicopter and flies (somewhere)