The History of George's Lemonade Stand


Someone opens the door. It’s Edgar!


Edgar disolves.


But then he reappears!


And dissolves again


And reappears as a monkey!


It’s actually Curious George!


The version with a tail, he drones on about the mandela effect.


Then he sees monopoly man with a monocle. He starts to dream out and goes to a hospital.


Seriously, This game got REALLY messed up at some points. He got kidnapped? Wanted by the FBI? Assassinates a man? Kidnapped by the devil? Wow.

He wakes up in the ER hooked up to a heart monitor. His mom takes him home and he starts selling lemonade again


Then monopoly man with a monocole helps him sell Monopoly lemonade, that makes people flip tables for no reason. Somehow, it’s very addictive and his profits rise.


Then Darth Vader says “Luke, I am you father.” and destroys everything. (mandela effect quote)


Then a giant Kit-kat appears and kills Darth Vader (again) (Mandela effect kitkat).


Then Fruit Loops makes everything normal and becomes Froot Loops.


Then Jiffy the peanut butter brand comes and stops this madness and then George wakes up from his dream. He rebirths, gains 99999999e+2.4 angel investers and starts all over again. (Mandela
Jif penutbutter, and Adventure Capitalist reference)


Then George realizes this is all just a dream due to George eating six jars of peanut butter in five minutes


George builds a new stand and a group of tall women walk up to the stand.


He sells them lemonade.
A competitor opens a stand. George’s profits drop by $6386294.62 USD


The stand runs out of business and George gains more customers!


The grammar police confused “stand” with George’s stand, so George is bankrupt.


George sued them and won.