The History of George's Lemonade Stand


#616

Someone opens the door. It’s Edgar!


#617

Edgar disolves.


#618

But then he reappears!


#619

And dissolves again


#620

And reappears as a monkey!


#621

It’s actually Curious George!


#622

The version with a tail, he drones on about the mandela effect.


#623

Then he sees monopoly man with a monocle. He starts to dream out and goes to a hospital.


#624

Seriously, This game got REALLY messed up at some points. He got kidnapped? Wanted by the FBI? Assassinates a man? Kidnapped by the devil? Wow.

He wakes up in the ER hooked up to a heart monitor. His mom takes him home and he starts selling lemonade again


#625

Then monopoly man with a monocole helps him sell Monopoly lemonade, that makes people flip tables for no reason. Somehow, it’s very addictive and his profits rise.


#626

Then Darth Vader says “Luke, I am you father.” and destroys everything. (mandela effect quote)


#627

Then a giant Kit-kat appears and kills Darth Vader (again) (Mandela effect kitkat).


#628

Then Fruit Loops makes everything normal and becomes Froot Loops.


#629

Then Jiffy the peanut butter brand comes and stops this madness and then George wakes up from his dream. He rebirths, gains 99999999e+2.4 angel investers and starts all over again. (Mandela
Jif penutbutter, and Adventure Capitalist reference)


#630

Then George realizes this is all just a dream due to George eating six jars of peanut butter in five minutes


#631

George builds a new stand and a group of tall women walk up to the stand.


#632

He sells them lemonade.
A competitor opens a stand. George’s profits drop by $6386294.62 USD


#633

The stand runs out of business and George gains more customers!


#634

The grammar police confused “stand” with George’s stand, so George is bankrupt.


#635

George sued them and won.