The History of George's Lemonade Stand


#628

Then Fruit Loops makes everything normal and becomes Froot Loops.


#629

Then Jiffy the peanut butter brand comes and stops this madness and then George wakes up from his dream. He rebirths, gains 99999999e+2.4 angel investers and starts all over again. (Mandela
Jif penutbutter, and Adventure Capitalist reference)


#630

Then George realizes this is all just a dream due to George eating six jars of peanut butter in five minutes


#631

George builds a new stand and a group of tall women walk up to the stand.


#632

He sells them lemonade.
A competitor opens a stand. George’s profits drop by $6386294.62 USD


#633

The stand runs out of business and George gains more customers!


#634

The grammar police confused “stand” with George’s stand, so George is bankrupt.


#635

George sued them and won.


#636

The competitor starts selling blue lemonade. He is back in buissness and George’s profits go down by $1,000,000,000,000,000


#637

The competitor has a heart attack and dies, but kills George as a ghost.


#638

George realized it was just a dream. He wakes up and builds a hot dog restaurant to get more money for the lemonade stands.


#639

George meets his new baby brother, who fell out of the sky. They become buisness partners.


#640

George’s brother, even though a baby, quickly learns how to work in the business. George is a proud brother


#641

George’s brother becomes a navy soldier and dies in a fight between North Korea.


#642

And then a baby comes in a taxi wearing the suit and condemns his lemonade stands.

(Get it anyone…?)


#643

Yes. ._.


#644

The baby leaves soon after realizing that George is quite useless.


#645

George goes to his brother’s funeral only to find out his brother is still alive, and competing with his lemonade buisness using the tricks he tought him. It was no funeral, it was a lemonade party!


#646

George tries to plot revenge


#647

His brother is dying of a heart attack. The only cure is the golden cup of lemonade on Pluto.