The History of George's Lemonade Stand


#648

His brother gets it by himself and blows up Pluto

George is jealous as he is now filing for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy while his now 2 year old brother Leo’s company is selling on the stock market for 500 dollars a share.


#649

George robs all of his money, and gets caught by cops and sentenced to death row.


#650

Leo is the one excecuting George, he misses and dies by cutting himself up. George is let free for no reason and takes over his buisness because he is his only alive relative and he had no spouse being a baby and all.

Leo watches as a ghost, crafting himself a new body. Jealous that George is thriving off of what he had built up.


#651

George decides to abandon Leo’s Company.


#652

George is found pooping in the woods. Pictures are taken of him and his profits go down 300%.


#653

Leo made a new body and is the photo taker, he is arrested for defamation.


#654

He then becomes mentally insane and starts to kill millions of people. George hides in a shelter with limited food and water.


#655

Leo gets locked up again, but then escapes trhough the sewer. When he is about to climb back to the city out of a manhole, he trips and somehow drowns.


#656

George goes back to making lemonade.


#657

Nobody realizes Leo’s death. George buys a lab on a remote island and experiments with lemonades. He creates a recipe for “VeryBerry” carbonated lemonade (Recipe: 2 cups Pink lemonade, 19 ML of purified green lemonade, 3 cups Melonade, 0.001 teaspoon Radioactive lemonade ( a non lethal amount), 2 tablespoons grapeade, 5 cups solar lemonade(a mix of every lemonade that George has ever invented in space), 8 pints crystal Pepsi , 5 cups rival lemonade( a mix of most lemonade types made by rivals that George could find a considerable amount of ) and finally 0.773 teaspoon of golden blood( a mix of the precious blood and precious lemonade that George possesses) This serves 4000 people alone. George feels accomplished for the great amount of effort this lemonade needed. He has 1 person drink a bit of his new creation; the person gets up and mentions how the lemonade was a mix of tastes, it was as sweet as every chocolate, but somehow as bitter as an ex-girlfriend on a Monday.


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George gets sick by drinking this new lemonade he created.


#660

George decides to make the lemonade multiple times again with each time excluding one certain ingredient (to see what ingredient made him sick) . He never finds out what ingredient made him sick.


#661

Lol nice


#662

George decides to just serve poison instead of lemonade, sick of life.


#663

George’s customers become unhappy. George doesn’t know what to do.


#664

George decides to visit a therapist who advises him to take a weeks holiday on lemonade island.


#665

George listens, but North Korea bombs the island because he is the brother of Leo, Leo fought against NK in the past.


#666

George builds a raft and heads back to the United States. He ends up in Antarctica instead and all his lemonade turns into yellow ice.


#667

George sets up a successful business selling exclusively lemon flavored popsicles to the various yetis and penguins of Antarctica.


#668

George meets the love of his life, Mariah. Mariah has a kid with George named Georgie. George is getting depressed from his busy life between family and work.