The History of George's Lemonade Stand


#697

No one believes him and George continues to make money.


#698

George creates a hacking organization led by KingOfReptiles and starts mining bitcoin two months later. He then develops .LemonCoin() and becomes famous.


#699

George decides to stop because he doesn’t want to be arrested and goes back to managing his factories.


#700

George makes a mass profit off of .LemonCoin() and decides to release the new Lem-Y phone.


#701

George is hesitant about continuing his hacking organization again. It could get him into big trouble!


#702

He decides to continue the hacking.


#703

Ignoring Frater, of course :whistling:. Take it easy…

George halts his hacking and instead starts producing more lemonade.


#704

George meets his brother Leo again, he has rose from the sewers back to life. Leo gets thrown back into jail.


#705

(.LemonCoin() isn’t a hacking organization… it’s basically a clone of Bitcoin)

George shuts down the hacking organization because he felt guilty, and he also exposes Titan as a sorcerer who was controlling the flow of the world.


#706

He sells LemonCoin to Leo, a prison entrepreneur. He renames it LeoCoin.

George shuts down 50 of his non profitable lemonade factories.


#707

Then George opens a few more factories up in Africa.


#708

and also 50 in the Caribbean


#709

and 128 in Colorado, but one gets blown up by the LeoCoin corporation that George formerly owned.


#710

George is taken down by a terrorist union, and awakes to find himself tied to a chair. The captors want a ransom of everything he owns, in return for not killing him
George in desperation thinks of a way to get out the chair. Maybe if they thought he was dead…


#711

the terrorists die in a tornado and he escapes


#712

The terrorist deaths are all George’s imagination and he is still stuck. he fakes death to escape, and in panic a terrorist comes out to make sure he’s oky. Now out of the chair he takes out the person who released him with alien kung fu he learned when his lemonade stand was rocking it


#713

The terrorist is taken aback from his expert Kungfuey Skillz. He’s shocked, but pulls out a gun. "I want your lemonade stock!’ Finding this new information, George is willing and gives him a 10% share. Now George has bodyguards!


#714

With the new bodyguards George takes out the rest of the terrorist union. All the members are imprisoned including his bodyguards, which feel betrayed. But now the 10% stock is George’s again!
Bruce Lee comes and finds George’s space fu impressive, and challenges him to a duel, which George accepts.

((Rip slow and steady. It was nice for the few post it lasted))


#716

Turns out Bruce Lee was hit by a falling ice cream truck.

George gets badly hurt from an attempted assassination.


#717

George gets blown up by a 100 million volt artificial lightning strike from a Lemonada-Tesla Coil.
Turns out he was wearing Bilbo’s mithril and a chain mail suit, so he survived.