The History of George's Lemonade Stand


#709

and 128 in Colorado, but one gets blown up by the LeoCoin corporation that George formerly owned.


#710

George is taken down by a terrorist union, and awakes to find himself tied to a chair. The captors want a ransom of everything he owns, in return for not killing him
George in desperation thinks of a way to get out the chair. Maybe if they thought he was dead…


#711

the terrorists die in a tornado and he escapes


#712

The terrorist deaths are all George’s imagination and he is still stuck. he fakes death to escape, and in panic a terrorist comes out to make sure he’s oky. Now out of the chair he takes out the person who released him with alien kung fu he learned when his lemonade stand was rocking it


#713

The terrorist is taken aback from his expert Kungfuey Skillz. He’s shocked, but pulls out a gun. "I want your lemonade stock!’ Finding this new information, George is willing and gives him a 10% share. Now George has bodyguards!


#714

With the new bodyguards George takes out the rest of the terrorist union. All the members are imprisoned including his bodyguards, which feel betrayed. But now the 10% stock is George’s again!
Bruce Lee comes and finds George’s space fu impressive, and challenges him to a duel, which George accepts.

((Rip slow and steady. It was nice for the few post it lasted))


#715

George thinks that all this started by a Lemonade stand…


#716

Turns out Bruce Lee was hit by a falling ice cream truck.

George gets badly hurt from an attempted assassination.


#717

George gets blown up by a 100 million volt artificial lightning strike from a Lemonada-Tesla Coil.
Turns out he was wearing Bilbo’s mithril and a chain mail suit, so he survived.


#718

George decides to go into hiding and make more lemonade


#719

George randomly finds a time machine, and tries to fix all of his past mistakes, he ends up making everything worse and is now a slave worker for LeoCoin.


#720

A riot breaks outside of LeoCoin and George is able to sneak out.


#721

I thought this was America, where slavery is illegal…

George then opens a new lemonade stand and forgets all that has happened. He wants a fresh start.


#722

But then he remembers he has to keep paying for his factories. George needs to find an accountant and quick before the payment for his factories are due!


#723

His factories blow up with all of his money, and george is blamed for killing millions

He has nothing now. No businesses want to sign with him, he has nothing but a little bit of lemonade to start up a business. But he has a bounty on his head now


#724

The police arrest him and send him to a prison in the middle of nowhere. All of the sudden a guard opens the cell door and gives him a package. When the guard leaves George opens it up and finds a cellphone with his lawyers phone number on it.


#725

the cell phone is broken.

Joe the tornado comes back and takes George to Canada.

Him and a duck sell grapes and lemonade at a brand new stand.


#726

You guys are so funny - you can’t keep the story flowing in one direction, it’s like you disregard whatever the previous person said and continue on with something completely different

But hey, i really don’t care lol


#727

Fair point, but when you want people to recognize your plot, it only gets worse

Grapes are a hit, and now George and the Duck are averaging around 20 customers a day, not bad for a 1 week old stand


#728

Then a wormhole opens up and George becomes only 100 nanometers tall.