The History of George's Lemonade Stand


Pennywise makes Blue lemonade, which also becomes a huge hit.

George makes Coffee lemonade, which is basically lemonade with caffeine. It becomes a huge hit with my hand teacher and the people who drink coffee. It’s considered a healthier alternative to coffee.


George goes out of business because somebody discovered that if you think, ‘This is like a potato,’ it’ll taste terrible. And THK, a capital beverage critic, decided that he liked regular coffee better.


George is feeling sad, nobody has acknowledged him since February 21st.


George finds that this as been bumped.


The forums police arrest him and suspend him for a month.


…then he escapes the jail, but ends up dropping a key ingredient to his lemonade. The police pick it up and they open their own lemonade stand.


George sues the police for copyright and they hire him to b a police


The police find out George hasn’t copyrighted his lemonade and file a cooyright.


George finds out the police are actually copied off other polcie and copyrights the police


George now owns the police departments, and was able to fire the police wanting to copyright his work, so he was able to keep his lemonade and he filed a patent.


The patent ended up being successful.


But another company (his competitor) copied off him and got a more successful patent


Turns out it was his lost son, Jeffery!

(from about 700 posts before)


Remember this?
If George is getting 2 crystals per post after the quote, then he has 1168 crystals which give him an 1168% earnings boost!


He is super rich (because of the boost) after selling a lemonade to a kid.

It turns out it was his son, Jeffery.

He steals the lemonade and uses it to mass produce his lemonade for ultra cheap.


Communism spreads world-wide, and George is forced to give all of his money to the government


He starts life as normal, but the aliens come to the earth to destroy it.


The aliens decide not to attack him because he gave them the wonderful gift known as lemonade.


the aliens roduce their own lemonade now.



Then, due to rips in the fabrications of space and time and the spread of darkness caused by George himself, criminals are spreading at an alarming rate.

Then George gets sent to court for copyright infringement.