The History of George's Lemonade Stand


#769

George stars in a superbowl commercial with Ricegum advertising Monster Microchips’s M-chip X
The audience is zetta impressed


#770

George becomes a trillionare. He is then shot for being too famous. He is rushed to a hospital.


#771

George magically heals (he remembers a few pointy ears), but feels the pain of the shot the same time every year.


#772

He loses all his money and to make more he starts a restaurant that sells tide pods


#773

He gets sued fast and loses all his money. He is now living on the streets.


#774

With the help of a few people George is able to get his lemonade stand running again.


#775

the few people die by getting sucked up by Joe the tornado and George is on his own again, with a decently successful buisness. Enough to pay the bills.


#776

Then a competitor gets way more profits than George. The competitor, Pennywise, makes Green lemonade, which becomes huge.


#777

Green lemonade is found out to be toxic and the competitor shuts down. George starts selling lemonade at circuses with shockingly minimal sales, he needs to find a better market to sell his lemonade.


#778

Pennywise makes Blue lemonade, which also becomes a huge hit.

George makes Coffee lemonade, which is basically lemonade with caffeine. It becomes a huge hit with my hand teacher and the people who drink coffee. It’s considered a healthier alternative to coffee.


#779

George goes out of business because somebody discovered that if you think, ‘This is like a potato,’ it’ll taste terrible. And THK, a capital beverage critic, decided that he liked regular coffee better.


#780

George is feeling sad, nobody has acknowledged him since February 21st.


#781

George finds that this as been bumped.


#782

The forums police arrest him and suspend him for a month.


#783

…then he escapes the jail, but ends up dropping a key ingredient to his lemonade. The police pick it up and they open their own lemonade stand.


#784

George sues the police for copyright and they hire him to b a police


#785

The police find out George hasn’t copyrighted his lemonade and file a cooyright.


#786

George finds out the police are actually copied off other polcie and copyrights the police


#787

George now owns the police departments, and was able to fire the police wanting to copyright his work, so he was able to keep his lemonade and he filed a patent.


#788

The patent ended up being successful.