The History of George's Lemonade Stand


#793

He is super rich (because of the boost) after selling a lemonade to a kid.

It turns out it was his son, Jeffery.

He steals the lemonade and uses it to mass produce his lemonade for ultra cheap.


#794

Communism spreads world-wide, and George is forced to give all of his money to the government


#796

He starts life as normal, but the aliens come to the earth to destroy it.


#797

The aliens decide not to attack him because he gave them the wonderful gift known as lemonade.


#798

the aliens roduce their own lemonade now.

ALIENLEMONOADE


#801

Then, due to rips in the fabrications of space and time and the spread of darkness caused by George himself, criminals are spreading at an alarming rate.

Then George gets sent to court for copyright infringement.


#802

Billy decides to make a coffee stand instead


#803

George hires a manager to take care of the coffee stand while he works on the lemonade stand.


#804

His manager steals the coffee stand when george isnt lookng


#805

George didn’t seem to mind.

He starts to make lemonade in special exclusive cups, blockheads themed! His sales skyrocket!

(did seriously everyone forget about the lawsuit for copyright)


#806

It didn’t affect George.


#807

Anyways, let’s pretend that never happened and continue on.

After blockheads gained a bunch of attention, hackers were on the rise, along with many bad people. George, along with Dave and Milla get sent to court for charges to do with COPPA, thus George losing sales for the time being.


#808

The judge ruled that Dave and George must fight each other in a 1v1 boxing match


#809

However, the two dropped through a portal into an alternate universe, where the one who ‘lost’ won, and the one who ‘won’ lost. Then, the were looped back and forth (imagine if you had two portals that were connected to each other [portals such as the ones in Portal or whatever the game is called], one below the other, and thus you couldn’t stop falling) approximately 478.83 trillion times (they could do this quite fast, because they accelerated until they reached their speed limit due to air resistance [a very, very fast speed] [but because this a weird world, so they were unable to burn up]). When they got back, the world was so messed up, that they had both won and lost simultaneously.


#810

This caused a strange interference in time, and now criminals popped up everywhere.

George is currently being mugged and has 5 posts to do something about it.

Rant

(anyone get the small reference? of course not. I hide things like this all the time. If I’m not referencing Gamefreak I’m probably referencing Wes Anderson or blockheads or something)


#811

Georgie snow sells expired lemonade


#812

The FDA finds out about this and works to shut down his business.


#813

George decided to head back to the island where he first met Wilson.


#814

Edgar rises from the ground and notices George.


#815

Edgar attempts to murder George but fails.