The History of George's Lemonade Stand


#789

But another company (his competitor) copied off him and got a more successful patent


#790

Turns out it was his lost son, Jeffery!

(from about 700 posts before)


#791

George opens up another lemonade stand, completely starting his life over. He gets some decent money and gets a girlfriend.


#792

Remember this?
If George is getting 2 crystals per post after the quote, then he has 1168 crystals which give him an 1168% earnings boost!


#793

He is super rich (because of the boost) after selling a lemonade to a kid.

It turns out it was his son, Jeffery.

He steals the lemonade and uses it to mass produce his lemonade for ultra cheap.


#794

Communism spreads world-wide, and George is forced to give all of his money to the government


#795

But everything that happened (Fbi, world exploding, magic crystals, etc) was all a dream. He wakes up, and opens up his lemonade stand,


#796

He starts life as normal, but the aliens come to the earth to destroy it.


#797

The aliens decide not to attack him because he gave them the wonderful gift known as lemonade.


#798

the aliens roduce their own lemonade now.

ALIENLEMONOADE


#799

George’s life starts over from post one (the op)


#801

Then, due to rips in the fabrications of space and time and the spread of darkness caused by George himself, criminals are spreading at an alarming rate.

Then George gets sent to court for copyright infringement.


#802

Billy decides to make a coffee stand instead


#803

George hires a manager to take care of the coffee stand while he works on the lemonade stand.