What are your "N00B" moments?


#71

He is chill, just informing people.


#72

When I just started playing the game, I found tin ore and thought it was silver, even though there isn’t silver ore!


#73

Merged double post.


#74

Well…of course I’ve had the typical campfire incident.


#75

For a bit I didn’t know how to create torches, so I just had to keep on creating campfires for light. (I also did not know before that oil lanterns were better than torches)


#76

Haha…noob moments…I remember them very well…too well, if I may say so…

Newbie moment no.1:
Exploring newly formed single player world without taking any food, when suddenly my blockhead starts getting damaged, and I wonder why. Before I realise it, I’m at the North/South pole and the blockhead’s freezing his butt off, and before I can save him, he breathes his last.

Newbie moment no.2:
Trying to make a large pool with blocks of ice somewhere between the equator and north pole. I dig a tunnel through the ice pool for my blockhead to sleep, and place a campfire for warmth (as I didn’t have a fur coat). Taps other blockhead to do something for a bit. Sadly, the next time I check on first blockhead, he is peacefully drowning inside a large pool of water, while my brain explodes trying to process what happened. Hahaha…haha…ha…
-Cries-

Newbie moment no.3:
First time exploring a large ocean using a boat, and I go along for about 5 minutes without finding any signs of life. Suddenly hits a block of ice, which I saw for the first time in my life, and leaves boat (as a dropped item) and runs away, thinking the ice is some sort of glitch. Haha…

Newbie moment no.4:
It’s getting dark, so I place a campfire next to my wooden bed, which is right under a pine tree. Goes to check another blockhead, and returns to the first blockhead only to find that all hell has broken loose, I’m being attacked by 2 dropbears, my bed is nowhere to be seen, and the pine tree is burning away to glory. I had a nice long laugh about that. After my blockhead died and I lost all my items, that is.


#77

Getting over 2 stacks of food and trying to SWIM across an ocean that was over 5 screen swipes long…It was also shark infested… It took me over 3 real life days to finish…


#78

Warning
Don’t feed the sharks or attack them.


#79

Putting “no stealing” signs all over my house as if people could join my SP world.


#80

Lol! When shops were released, I made some and put items in them and I thought NPCs would join and buy from them. :joy:


#81

LOL, I’ve made shops in my Single Player World for nothing. I was hoping you could migrate Single Player to multiplayer. No comment. ;-;


#82

:lol: All of those are so me. I even put protection signs around my SP house to stop those infernal nonexistent griefers.


#83

lol, there is several noob stories I have, but I can’t remember them right now… but the funny thing is, I thought drop bears were gorillas, I thought scorpions were alligators, and dodos… I believe I thought those were chickens or something like that, I also had no idea what an “admin” was and when I made my very very first server, and when people would join and ask for admin, I thought they wanted me to call the adam. Then they would get mad at me for not making them admin and leave lol.

(P.S. @Brer-Rabbit that’s how I invented “adom” LOL)


#84

“cani b adom plz”

One noob moment of mine was making no rules for my oldest server… Disaster lol.


#85

Thinking I can feed scorpos :skull_and_crossbones:


#86
  1. I walked into a scorpion desert straight with no clothes, protection, or experience.

“WOAH WOAH WHAT WHY AM I DIEING ONER PLEASE HALP ;—;”

  1. I made a dirt house. Ugly!

  2. I ate too many chilies, hehe… I died, if you didn’t guess. I tried eating more chilies to regain health. Quartz ees smart!1!!1!1!!!1!1!111111!1!1!1


#88

Can I see a picture? lol


#90

Maybe that person (he/she) was referring to the other meaning/usage of trap (with respect to anime and manga), but it’s highly unlikely.

On a side note:
Nobody can beat me at making traps.


#92

My noob moments tend to shine through all at once. My favorite:

Part a: I discovered lava for the first time. Naturally, I completely ignored common sense and decided to try to swim in it.

Part b: When swimming failed, I crawled all the way up my twisty hole to my lone metalwork bench to make a bucket. I then crawled all the way back and tried to pick it up in a bucket.

Part c: And this is where the real noob is revealed in all his glory: I tried to pick up the lava with the bucket for minutes. This was a time before death was introduced, (Yes, I have been around that long) and I was well aware of this. However, instead of letting my blockhead keep his low health, I fed him to heal him. I used at least 4 stacks of corn while I was trying to scoop up the lava, and when my corn ran out, I started to use chilies.
I think you can connect the dots on how that turned out. :joy:


#93

Glowing derpy!
I once died by eating too many chilies and drinking coffee at the same time.